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Work Ethic

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.

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Important Info

“Stress” is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.

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Some Advice on Religion

“Preacher, don’t the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?”“Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.”

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Given the condition of the world these days…

If you’re paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn’t have bones!!!

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Some Interesting Info

Me: “So I calculated it. It would only take about 400 people to get enough iron to forge a long sword.” Friend:”What?” Me: “You know….

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Some solid “IT” Tips

1: If you think a MAC address is where to get a burger, you should probably choose a different field. 2: Don’t reboot the server…

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Simple Safety Tips

Yes. You’ve put on a shirt thousands of times. You’ve walked down the stairs thousands of times. Doing both of these at once, however, is…

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Advice for “Pepper Neophytes”

When trying to spice up your “stir fry” – DO NOT chop up several dried habanero peppers and throw them in the hot oil in…

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Tip for Kids/Wives

When bringing a jar of coins to the bank for them to put into their change counting machine – always make sure that your dad/husband…

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Tips for “Not Morning” People

Note to self: First thing in the morning – when you find the sugar bowl is empty and you just grab the big Tupperware container…

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