Old Guys Giving Advice

If an old dude gives you advice – while peeling an apple with a pocket knife and eating the pieces right off the blade –…

Life Lesson #5: If you’re at the dentist’s office, put your phone on vibrate – unless you’d like to have your Dentist “jump” while drilling…

“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” – Ernest Hemingway

You know my name, but not my story. You’ve known what I have done, but not what I’ve been through. Life is full of ups…

You can’t fix stupid… You can however interview it on the news when you need a good eyewitness. – Grumpystiltskin

A big problem with the majority of society is that as soon as the media stops covering a story they believe that issue is over….

It is with great sadness that I must announce the passing of one of the original “Old Guys Giving Advice” – Grumpystilskin. While he never…

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” -George Carlin “He who controls the past controls…