Category: General

So – some of my friends gave me “hard looks” one day – after I shared THIS little tidbit – but here it is: I…

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.

“Stress” is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.

If you’re paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn’t have bones!!!

If an old dude gives you advice – while peeling an apple with a pocket knife and eating the pieces right off the blade –…

“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” – Ernest Hemingway