Category: Tips and Tidbits

“Preacher, don’t the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?”“Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.”

Me: “So I calculated it. It would only take about 400 people to get enough iron to forge a long sword.” Friend:”What?” Me: “You know….

1: If you think a MAC address is where to get a burger, you should probably choose a different field. 2: Don’t reboot the server…

Yes. You’ve put on a shirt thousands of times. You’ve walked down the stairs thousands of times. Doing both of these at once, however, is…

When trying to spice up your “stir fry” – DO NOT chop up several dried habanero peppers and throw them in the hot oil in…

When bringing a jar of coins to the bank for them to put into their change counting machine – always make sure that your dad/husband…

Note to self: First thing in the morning – when you find the sugar bowl is empty and you just grab the big Tupperware container…

Jello Safety Tip: Turning jello upside down to see if it’s “set” is stupid.Turning it upside down when it’s not “set” is even more stupid.Turning…

Tips for people that AREN’T Morning People: When you are attempting to fix your first cup of coffee in the morning – stop, shake your…