Category: Sage Words

A computer program will always do what you tell it to – and seldom what you want it to.

Tips for people that AREN’T Morning People: When you are attempting to fix your first cup of coffee in the morning – stop, shake your…

If an old dude gives you advice – while peeling an apple with a pocket knife and eating the pieces right off the blade –…

Life Lesson #5: If you’re at the dentist’s office, put your phone on vibrate – unless you’d like to have your Dentist “jump” while drilling…

“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” – Ernest Hemingway