Old Guys Giving Advice

Simple, Easy, Cake Icing

If an old dude gives you advice – while peeling an apple with a pocket knife and eating the pieces right off the blade –…

Life Lesson #5: If you’re at the dentist’s office, put your phone on vibrate – unless you’d like to have your Dentist “jump” while drilling…

“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” – Ernest Hemingway

You know my name, but not my story. You’ve known what I have done, but not what I’ve been through. Life is full of ups…

You can’t fix stupid… You can however interview it on the news when you need a good eyewitness. – Grumpystiltskin