Some “Adulting” Tips

Adult Tip # 1: This applies to any restaurant where you stand in line to place your order. These lines are long enough to give you time to peruse the menu and make a decision. Do not get to the front of line and then suddenly get “stumped” about what you want. There is no place in the adult world for “menu performance anxiety”. Also, asking if there’s “fair trade cream” in the baked potato soup is a sign that you’re at the wrong restaurant. Remember, it’s all about keeping the line moving.

Adult Tip # 2: You can lead a fool to logic – but you can’t make him think…

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Author: TheOldGuy

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